Ren & Stimpy starter sentences

laharlgirl:

“Oh joy!”
“I don’t think you’re happy enough.”
“Sleep…maybe I’m too smart to sleep…Yes that’s it! _____’s asleep and s/he’s an idiot!”
“No, sir. I don’t like it.”
“Call the poliiicceeeeeeeee….”
“You eeeeeeiiiiddiooottttt!!!!”
“How am I supposed to sleep with all this peaceful dreaming going on?!?“
“It’s discipline that begets love!”
“It’s–SPACE MADNESS—-!!!!”
“All right, so I MADE a mistake! ONE MISTAKE! Can’t a man start over?! Do I have to keep on PAYING?! HUH?! Maybe I should make another mistake! Maybe TWO more!”
“You didn’t jiggle the handle did ya? Get back in there and JIGGLE IT!”
“I’ll teach you to be happy! I’ll teach your grandmother to suck eggs!”
“Must… Save… THE BRAIN!!!”
“Do you have any rubber walrus protectors?”
“Hey! I don’t need three butts!”
“I played ____ FOR THE QUEEN!“
“They think I’m crazy. But I know better. It is not I who am crazy - it is I who am MAD!”
“There’s no dog, but there is a baboon!”
“I’ve had it UP TO HERE WITH THE LIKES OF YOU PEOPLE!! Oh. I’m sorry, I thought you were _______.”
“They think he’s a god…but he’s as mortal as we.”
“What do you mean you don’t agree with me?!? Do you know who you’re dealing with??”
“DO YOU HAVE TO KEEP TAPPING LIKE THAT, YOU BLOATED SACK OF PROTOPLASM?!?!”
“Look at us! We’re the real freaks around here!! Isn’t that what you wanted?!”
“I AM ADONIS! LORD OF CHAOS!”
“We gotta beat it before he lets loose the _____ on us! Don’t worry little missy, I’ll save you!”
“Someone has breached my security system…“
“You’re right! I will mend my evil ways!…Starting tomorrow!”
“______’s taking a coma.”
And after you’re done with those dishes, you can vacuum the rug, paint the lawn, mow the hedge, shave the chickens…“
“And when they talk about you, I’ll tell them that I knew you..when you were just…’______’.”
“You… MAKE ME SICK! YOU PROBABLY WET THE BED ON PURPOSE!”
“So, you whizzed on the electric fence, didn’t ya?”
“HE’S DEAD, YOU IDIOT!! Do you know what “dead” means? That’s what we’ll be if we don’t get out of here!“
“Wake up you…PIGS!”
“"You’re scaring the children, _____!“
“The joke’s on them, I already wet the bed. HA HA HA HA HA!”
“Squeak, I tell you, SQUEAK!”
“I TOLD YOU I’D SHOOT! BUT YOU DIDN’T BELIEVE ME! WHY DIDN’T YOU BELIEVE ME!?”
“I’ll write, if I learn how!“
"You MONSTER! How could you say those HORRIBLE THINGS?!”
“My dream is that someday, people everywhere will know the wonders of my nipples!”
“Of COURSE it’s hot and stinky. It’s a CARCASS rotting in the SAAAND!“
“Oh, peeshaw! No one will ever know. You just cry your little eyes out.”
“So there I was, up to my elbows in ____. But don’t get me wrong. I’ll eat just about anything, so long as it is easy to swallow.“
"You filthy swine! I WILL KILL YOU!!”
“And lo, on the third day, he did wear of a goat. And it was good. Wear not the hat of unleavened bread, for it is diseased.”
“YOU SICK LITTLE MONKEY!”
“Oh no! I know what you want! You coveteth my ice cream bar!“
"So. It’s the old steal-the-horse bit again, is it? All right, let’s do it. If we have to.”
"I’m gonna hit ya, and you’re gonna fall, and I’m gonna look down, and I’m gonna laugh.“
"I’m hiding in the closet…like an idiot.”
“Save my baby! Save my horse! Save my walrus! Save me!”
“DON’T TOUCH IT!! IT’S THE HISTORY ERASER BUTTON, YOU FOOL!!”

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