Send (ू• ౪•ू ) to touch my muse’s cheeks and squoosh them.
Send a symbol to have your Muse touch my Muse in a certain way and see how they react!
➟ Pull on their hair/clothing
➡ Smack dat ass
➢Grope them
➣ Slap their hand away
➤ Punch/Slap/Assault them
➥ Rub their back
➧ Massage their shoulders
➨ Put their hand between mine’s legs
➚Tickle them
➙ Pinch them
➛Poke them
➜ Play with mine’s hair
➝ Feel mine’s heartbeat
SEND ME A FANDOM AND I’LL TELL YOU A CHARACTER I’D ROLEPLAY FROM THAT FANDOM.
because sometimes what’s left to the imagination is much more terrifying.“Are you feeling alright? You don’t look it.”
“I just heard something… Something bad…”
“Why didn’t you tell me about this?!”
“What’s all this blood?!”
“Will you tell me what the fuck is going on?”
“Don’t give me that look! It wasn’t my fault!”
“You should probably sit down for this.”
“Please tell me you forgive me!”
“I can’t live without you!”
“Oh god, It was a mistake coming here… I’m sure of it.”
“What the hell happened to you?!”
“Where have you been?! I’ve been waiting for hours!”
“You promised you wouldn’t do this anymore!”
“I knew not to trust you!”
“What’s that in your bag…? Is that–? Tell me it’s not!”
“Is this what a dislocated shoulder feels like?!”
“How could you do this to me?!”
“Wake up! Wake up!!! You’re having a nightmare!”
“I feel weird… what was in that drink…?”
“I don’t want to leave you, but you’re not really giving me another option.”
“Please… you’re scaring me…”
“Ssh, I heard something again. How aren’t you hearing it? It was loud… and getting closer.”
“Are you okay in there? You’ve been so quiet.”
“I came as soon as I could! Did he/she get to you already?”
“I don’t know whether I want to do this. I don’t know whether I CAN do this.”
“Do you remember anything?”
“You have to tell me who did this to you!”
“No, no, I’m not alright. I’m definitely not alright.”
“What’s your fucking problem?!”
“Are you crying?”
“You’re freaking me out! Please calm down!”
“I’m leaving. And I’m not intending to come back.”
“You… are dying?”
“Did you drink the whole bottle while tripping? Seriously?”
“Do you have a deathwish or something? Jesus!”
“Ever been held at gunpoint? Want to know what it feels like?”
“Stop screaming! Shh, calm down! You have to keep quiet!”
“When’s the last time you slept?”.
Send a symbol to have your Muse touch my Muse in a certain way and see how they react!
➟ Pull on their hair/clothing
➡ Smack dat ass
➢Grope them
➣ Slap their hand away
➤ Punch/Slap/Assault them
➥ Rub their back
➧ Massage their shoulders
➨ Put their hand between mine’s legs
➚Tickle them
➙ Pinch them
➛Poke them
➜ Play with mine’s hair
➝ Feel mine’s heartbeat
“Oh joy!”
“I don’t think you’re happy enough.”
“Sleep…maybe I’m too smart to sleep…Yes that’s it! _____’s asleep and s/he’s an idiot!”
“No, sir. I don’t like it.”
“Call the poliiicceeeeeeeee….”
“You eeeeeeiiiiddiooottttt!!!!”
“How am I supposed to sleep with all this peaceful dreaming going on?!?“
“It’s discipline that begets love!”
“It’s–SPACE MADNESS—-!!!!”
“All right, so I MADE a mistake! ONE MISTAKE! Can’t a man start over?! Do I have to keep on PAYING?! HUH?! Maybe I should make another mistake! Maybe TWO more!”
“You didn’t jiggle the handle did ya? Get back in there and JIGGLE IT!”
“I’ll teach you to be happy! I’ll teach your grandmother to suck eggs!”
“Must… Save… THE BRAIN!!!”
“Do you have any rubber walrus protectors?”
“Hey! I don’t need three butts!”
“I played ____ FOR THE QUEEN!“
“They think I’m crazy. But I know better. It is not I who am crazy - it is I who am MAD!”
“There’s no dog, but there is a baboon!”
“I’ve had it UP TO HERE WITH THE LIKES OF YOU PEOPLE!! Oh. I’m sorry, I thought you were _______.”
“They think he’s a god…but he’s as mortal as we.”
“What do you mean you don’t agree with me?!? Do you know who you’re dealing with??”
“DO YOU HAVE TO KEEP TAPPING LIKE THAT, YOU BLOATED SACK OF PROTOPLASM?!?!”
“Look at us! We’re the real freaks around here!! Isn’t that what you wanted?!”
“I AM ADONIS! LORD OF CHAOS!”
“We gotta beat it before he lets loose the _____ on us! Don’t worry little missy, I’ll save you!”
“Someone has breached my security system…“
“You’re right! I will mend my evil ways!…Starting tomorrow!”
“______’s taking a coma.”
And after you’re done with those dishes, you can vacuum the rug, paint the lawn, mow the hedge, shave the chickens…“
“And when they talk about you, I’ll tell them that I knew you..when you were just…’______’.”
“You… MAKE ME SICK! YOU PROBABLY WET THE BED ON PURPOSE!”
“So, you whizzed on the electric fence, didn’t ya?”
“HE’S DEAD, YOU IDIOT!! Do you know what “dead” means? That’s what we’ll be if we don’t get out of here!“
“Wake up you…PIGS!”
“"You’re scaring the children, _____!“
“The joke’s on them, I already wet the bed. HA HA HA HA HA!”
“Squeak, I tell you, SQUEAK!”
“I TOLD YOU I’D SHOOT! BUT YOU DIDN’T BELIEVE ME! WHY DIDN’T YOU BELIEVE ME!?”
“I’ll write, if I learn how!“
"You MONSTER! How could you say those HORRIBLE THINGS?!”
“My dream is that someday, people everywhere will know the wonders of my nipples!”
“Of COURSE it’s hot and stinky. It’s a CARCASS rotting in the SAAAND!“
“Oh, peeshaw! No one will ever know. You just cry your little eyes out.”
“So there I was, up to my elbows in ____. But don’t get me wrong. I’ll eat just about anything, so long as it is easy to swallow.“
"You filthy swine! I WILL KILL YOU!!”
“And lo, on the third day, he did wear of a goat. And it was good. Wear not the hat of unleavened bread, for it is diseased.”
“YOU SICK LITTLE MONKEY!”
“Oh no! I know what you want! You coveteth my ice cream bar!“
"So. It’s the old steal-the-horse bit again, is it? All right, let’s do it. If we have to.”
"I’m gonna hit ya, and you’re gonna fall, and I’m gonna look down, and I’m gonna laugh.“
"I’m hiding in the closet…like an idiot.”
“Save my baby! Save my horse! Save my walrus! Save me!”
“DON’T TOUCH IT!! IT’S THE HISTORY ERASER BUTTON, YOU FOOL!!”
{Text}: Go to bed and stop texting me. This isn’t the intended use of emojis.
“Hey, I read about this super illegal thing and I think we should do it.”
“GET DOWN FROM THERE BEFORE I HAVE TO COME GET YOU!”
“Do you think foods have feelings? Maybe that gumball I dropped today was sad I didn’t eat him…”
“No, we can’t buy five hundred pugs.”
“What do you mean I’m too loud? It’s not like I’m SHOUTING IN YOUR EAR!”
“If I go down you’re coming with me! This is a mutual effort!”
“I’m not picking your drunk ass up at three in the morning anymore.”
“Stop coming into my house to sleep on my couch! Someday you’re going to find the door locked.”
“Oof, get off! You’re too heavy!”
“I honestly think you belong in a cell, but again, I guess we’d be cellmates.”
“Now who the fuck took my skittles? It was you, wasn’t it, you smug little-”
“Somehow I don’t think the teacher believed our story about the sword wielding elves breaking the window…”
“BUDDY SYSTEM IS IMPORTANT, YOU MIGHT GET LOST! NOW GIMME YOUR HAND.”
“I don’t care if you didn’t wanna share, it’s mine now!”
“YOU ARE A DICK. Also I’m at your door, let me in.”
“C’mon, smile…I’ll tickle you if I have to!”
“You’re sad. Don’t lie to me. I see the pouty thing you do.”
“Do you need me to kill someone for you?”
“You can’t even reach me to hit me, shortie-OW!!”
Send me a symbol, and my muse will answer with the name and URL of another muse here on Tumblr:
☆- Who would you most like to punch in the face?
☂- Who would you most like to get stuck in the rain with?
❖- Who would you most like to send to jail?
✌- Who would you most like to go to jail with?
☭- Who would you most like to be a permanent roommate of?
♘- Who’s children would you most like to have?
♠- Who would you most like to make out with?
♖- Who would you most like to make love to?
♛- Who would you most like to fuck?
⚉- Who would you most like to get married to?
♦- Who would you most like to go on a two month roadtrip with?
♗- Who’s the sexiest person you know?
♝- Who’s the most intelligent person you know?
♤- Who has the best butt out of everyone you know?